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Soviet Scum - Plansk

Soviet Scum - Plansk

Meet Vladamir Plansk, Russian Physicist and Trainer to my ARCH RIVAL Ivan Jerkingov. He taught Jerkingov how to properly pole-vault and it took sheer American will, and a good bit of the Rocky IV Soundtrack for me to over come the ‘Soviet Secretariat’. If this man is now involved in Curling, and by the looks of it, he is, an announcement of Jerkingov’s coming out of retirement to become a pro-Curler can NOT be far off. Once a Soviet, always a Soviet.

Soviets die hard … Americans Die Harder!!! You want round 2 Jerkingov? You got it!!!

Reminds me of my Grandpa!

He has captured my heart, he has touched my pole deep within … I love this man.

Take a walk on the wild side, with some photographs from the movie.

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